IC CONTACT; ASGARD [CLOSED]

[bondsofsuffering]

Sorry, sorry, looks like I missed your call! Just leave me a message and I'll get back to you, 'kay?

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[bondsofsuffering]

...Should I even bother askin' what kind of trouble?

As for me, I'd never cause a ruckus just because I'm bored.

[Just sit and appreciate these innocently uttered, if otherwise blatant lies for a moment, Sam.]

[samantha_grey]

About half the time it involves poking my nose into things people don't want found out. The other half, well... I kind of need variety in feeding partners. [cough] I'm probably only getting away with just Asuka here because it's not all working properly.

...

[Nope, totally not buying it.] And you're full of shit, but I'll let that slide. Long as you're not in my hair, pranks are fun to watch.

[bondsofsuffering]

[He looks deeply (and theatrically) insulted!]

What makes you say that?

[He's totally trustworthy ok!!!]

[samantha_grey]

You, my dear, have the innocent looking face of someone who's about to put a bucket on top of someone's door. It's one of your more attractive qualities.

[bondsofsuffering]

C'mon, I wouldn't do anythin' like that!

...Besides, the whole bucket-and-door trick is kind of primitive, don't you think?

[Not that he would, but in the hypothetical situation that he did, it would be better than that.]

[samantha_grey]

Hehe, yeah yea, so you say. I still think you'd pull a prank or something like it if you could pull it off. Maybe not something quite that stupid, but still.

[bondsofsuffering]

I am hurt that you would think such a thing of me.

[Attractive quality or not.]

I'm not that bad of a person, okay? So if anythin' happened [and that's a big if!!] --they should've seen it comin'.

[samantha_grey]

Hah, did I say that like I thought it was a bad thing? [Snicker] Besides, we both know there's some people who really have this crap coming.

[bondsofsuffering]

And it would be horrible if someone took advantage of a situation just for the petty reason of gettin' back at them.

[Because did we mention he wouldn't do that he totally, absolutely wouldn't.

Even if his nephew is kind of a huge jerk.]

[samantha_grey]

[Smirk] It would be, wouldn't it?

...

I sell itching powder, by the way. Just saying.

[bondsofsuffering]

...

[Innocently:] That so?

[Huh.]

[samantha_grey]

[Yep, that's a look that says she's feeling triumphant for having suggested it.]

Definitely so. Feel free to check it out. Nobody's bought any in a while, but it's still potent.

[bondsofsuffering]

C'mon, that's just cruel!

[He'll just have to ask her at a later date, as if he just figured out a use for it instead of immediately. Sure, Eyes might kill him, but hey.

That's what the resurrections are for, right?]

[samantha_grey]

Sometimes you have to be a little cruel to teach 'em a lesson. I can be downright sadistic if I want.

[bondsofsuffering]

Whoa-- even worse than itching powder?

[Does her wickedness know no bounds-?!]

[samantha_grey]

[She laughed.]

Pray you never have to find out, Hizumi. I am half demon after all.

[bondsofsuffering]

Scary again... Though I guess that's part of the deal, huh?

'Course, now you've got me curious again.

[samantha_grey]

[A pause, and then a little laugh.] It's a defense mechanism, if you haven't figured it out by now. Keeps people at a distance. Means a lot of them don't really like me that much, but I prefer it that way.

I'm not half as scary as I pretend.

[Though honestly? An illusion-wielding stalker of a sexual predator could be pretty damned scary in its own way.]

1/2

[bondsofsuffering]

Sounds to me like you could be if you tried. Maybe that's the scariest part...

2/2

[bondsofsuffering]

--Ah, but don't get me wrong. I'm real grateful you're nice enough to look in on me like this. Sittin' around all by myself wouldn't have been much fun.

[After an event like that? It would have been agonizing.]

[samantha_grey]

Heh, nah it's fine. I don't mind checking in once in a while. It's a good way to keep you out of trouble, after all. [Total deflection. She had a feeling after that event 'alone' was a bad idea.]

[bondsofsuffering]

Y'know, the way you keep bringin' it up, it's kinda startin' to sting. I haven't caused any trouble since I got here!

[Granted, part of that's because of the trouble he apparently causes in the future, but still!!]

[samantha_grey]

Hehe, fine fine. Sorry, I like teasing you. You should have figured that out by now. But I'll let you go, alright? Just get some rest, would you?

[bondsofsuffering]

[He gives a long-suffering sigh. He's hurt. So hurt. Totally, irreparably hurt.]

Yeah, yeah... I'll give it a shot, anyway. [Though- hm.] Actually, mind if I get some of that draught you mentioned?

[samantha_grey]

Yeah, I'll have a package set up for you when you stop by next.